Taryn is sad because her best friend is all drunk and crying because her grandparents’ dog was put down. It was a chihuahua named lupe and apparently a good dog.
I want you to be happy so I made you this postcard.
If a chicken and a dinosaur combine they would make a chickasaurus. The chickasaurus would be really big and it would use its beak to peck the leaves of the tallest trees.
A chickasaurus would taste great fried with french fries on the side but you would need a very big fryer to cook it.
