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Taryn is sad because her best friend is all drunk and crying because her grandparents’ dog was put down. It was a chihuahua named lupe and apparently a good dog.

I want you to be happy so I made you this postcard.

If a chicken and a dinosaur combine they would make a chickasaurus. The chickasaurus would be really big and it would use its beak to peck the leaves of the tallest trees.

A chickasaurus would taste great fried with french fries on the side but you would need a very big fryer to cook it.

miss beth is sad because she can’t know everyone in the world and she has less friends than she wishes to have.

I made this postcard for you.

I have a cat with 7 legs in my home. My cat with 7 legs walks just like a cat with 4 legs would walk if it had 7 legs. I drew it next to its favorite picture of an empty landscape. On days when there is a lot going on it sits and stares at the empty landscape and imagines that there’s not a lot going on.

Karina is sad because it’s midterm time and her extensive partying has created quite the setback. She doesn’t know how she’s going to pull this one off!

I made this postcard to make you happy!

The sapomonster can run over water. It is the first creature to run across the English channel.

The third time it crossed the channel it brought a few hot dogs to eat on the way. One of the hot dogs fell in the water and attracted many sharks. That was also the day he set the record for the fastest crossing of the English channel.

frances is sad because she had to move to her dad’s house and she had to leave all her friends and her boyfriend.

I made this postcard because I want you to be happy.

This is a stegatosaurus. There is an intense debate as if stegatosauruses really existed. Some people say that the stegatosaurus fossils that have been found are simply stegosauruses at a dress-up as a cat party.

Dress-up as a cat parties were pretty popular during the Cretaceous period but not during the Jurassic period. This is why it is improbable that stegatosauruses are stegosauruses with costumes.

Alex is sad because her boyfriend ended their relationship.

I hope this postcard makes you happy.

The best place for a pirate ice cream to be is walking in front of some bushes. They really like to walk in front of bushes but cannot make this apparent if they want to maintain their tough exterior. The pirate ice cream in this picture has been walking in front of those bushes for hours and he is having a lot of fun.

Esculapio is anxious because he might or might not hear back from the job he applied to at any moment. He is sad because every day that passes makes him more pessimistic about getting it.

I made this postcard to make you happy.

Red birds with long legs are not good at recognizing green frogs. The one in this picture thinks that the green frog is a small cactus. It tickles the frog when it pokes it with its beak. The red bird is amused with its discovery of the cactus that likes to be tickled.

Jen is sad because she has too much homework and not enough playtime. She was supposed to have an extra day off this week to finish her homework but her workplace took it away. She is stressed.

This is a postcard for you.

The sharing octopus collects many things and shares them with its friends. It has a flower, a lollipop and a harmonica. It would eat the flower, but it doesn’t like flowers. It would plant the lollipop, but he has not been lucky at growing lollipop trees.

Liam is sad because he can’t find a good job. He’s stuck doing something he hates.

A postcard with a frog for you.

This is a frog sitting on something blue. I don’t know what the blue thing is. It’s round, so it could be a ball, a model of the earth or a bowling ball.

Whatever it is the frog is sitting on it and it doesn’t care what it is.

Dan is sad because he feels like his friends are all keeping important secrets from him.

I made this postcard for you.

I was using my telescope the other day when I saw an apple flying at a million miles per hour. I think it was a spaceship built by worms so that they can populate another planet. I am accustomed to seeing flying pears and coconuts, but this is the first time I see a flying apple.

Brian is sad because he and his wife have been trying to get pregnant for a year and it doesn’t look like they will be able to do so.

I made you this postcard because I want you to be happy.

This is a bilingual fish. It is the only fish that can speak blue with spots and stripped green. It works at the Interoceanic Council of Fishes as a translator.

The name Interoceanic Council of Fishes is inappropriate as it represents fishes in all oceans, seas, rivers and lakes.