Jared is sad because he got a bad haircut and ended up with a mullet. He’s not impressed, but doesn’t have the funds to get a new haircut.
I made this postcard because I want you to be happy.
A giraffe that is also a shark would be the funniest animal on the sea. It would not be able to sneak up on other animals because they would see its head periscoping above the surface.
I think a giraffe that is also a shark would use its long neck to prey on flying birds.








