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Savannah is sad because she is unhappy with her relationship. I made this postcard because I want you to be happy. I have been looking for ways to accomplish sausage self sufficiency. Most store bought sausages don’t reach the high sausage standards that I am accustomed to. I realized that the best way to get good home made sausages is to plant them myself. I set a little plot of land and added the best organic soil for my sausages. Sausage seeds are difficult to come by, but I am currently doing experiments with importing sausages and planting them myself. They should sprout any day now.

Savannah is sad because she is unhappy with her relationship.

I made this postcard because I want you to be happy.

I have been looking for ways to accomplish sausage self sufficiency. Most store bought sausages don’t reach the high sausage standards that I am accustomed to. I realized that the best way to get good home made sausages is to plant them myself.

I set a little plot of land and added the best organic soil for my sausages. Sausage seeds are difficult to come by, but I am currently doing experiments with importing sausages and planting them myself. They should sprout any day now.

Julie is sad because she feels sick. I wrote this story because I want you to be happy. This is Gus, the Trucker Cup. Gus is on a trip to deliver 10 tons of groceries to the Safeway. He has an important deadline to meet so there’s not much time to rest. He stopped at the convenience store to get a coffee cup. Gus the Cup sips from his coffee cup to stay awake.

Julie is sad because she feels sick.

I wrote this story because I want you to be happy.

This is Gus, the Trucker Cup. Gus is on a trip to deliver 10 tons of groceries to the Safeway. He has an important deadline to meet so there’s not much time to rest. He stopped at the convenience store to get a coffee cup. Gus the Cup sips from his coffee cup to stay awake.

Jenny is sad because she is living in Iowa when a lot of friends have moved away. I made this postcard because I want you to be happy. Cowfishes are my favorite kind of water cattle. Pirates that specialize in trafficking cowfish are called cowfishboys. They lasso them with their fishing rods and trade their milk for eye patches and peg legs.

Jenny is sad because she is living in Iowa when a lot of friends have moved away.

I made this postcard because I want you to be happy.

Cowfishes are my favorite kind of water cattle. Pirates that specialize in trafficking cowfish are called cowfishboys. They lasso them with their fishing rods and trade their milk for eye patches and peg legs.

Brittany is sad because one of her students pulled her hair, scratched her, and called her a bad name. I made this postcard because I want you to be happy. This is Dr. Halivet. He is a podiatrist specializing in flat feet. Not many fishes have feet, so this career path is not in very high demand. He is the flounder of the Ocean Bottom School of Podiatry and also it’s sole Professor.

Brittany is sad because one of her students pulled her hair, scratched her, and called her a bad name.

I made this postcard because I want you to be happy.

This is Dr. Halivet. He is a podiatrist specializing in flat feet. Not many fishes have feet, so this career path is not in very high demand. He is the flounder of the Ocean Bottom School of Podiatry and also it’s sole Professor.

Mairin doesn’t know why she is sad. That makes her sad because she is sad anyways. I made this postcard because I want you to be happy. I was at the taco truck the other day and there was a goat in front of me. It had the funniest look on its face when it ordered a pork taco and then started laughing. “BAHAHAHAHA” — it laughed when it finally got its taco and devoured it in a single chomp.

Mairin doesn’t know why she is sad. That makes her sad because she is sad anyways.

I made this postcard because I want you to be happy.

I was at the taco truck the other day and there was a goat in front of me. It had the funniest look on its face when it ordered a pork taco and then started laughing.

“BAHAHAHAHA” — it laughed when it finally got its taco and devoured it in a single chomp.

Elva is sad because she and her best friend are going to college in different states. She really misses being able to talk to her and see her every day. She knows they’ll see each other during winter break and ove summer, but it won’t be the same. I made this postcard to because I want you to be happy. It’s Hugo, the cat with a hoodie. He got his hoodie at the thrift store and when he checked the pockets there was a 20 dollars bill. He got very happy, bought the hoodie and then bought 10 cans of cat food.

Elva is sad because she and her best friend are going to college in different states. She really misses being able to talk to her and see her every day. She knows they’ll see each other during winter break and ove summer, but it won’t be the same.

I made this postcard to because I want you to be happy.

It’s Hugo, the cat with a hoodie. He got his hoodie at the thrift store and when he checked the pockets there was a 20 dollars bill. He got very happy, bought the hoodie and then bought 10 cans of cat food.

Someone is sad because of their lack of spine and resolve to do anything. I made this postcard because I want you to be happy. The cactus is hanging out and flexing his muscles. He has been working hard on his tan, and it shows. He is super handsome and cool.

Someone is sad because of their lack of spine and resolve to do anything.

I made this postcard because I want you to be happy.

The cactus is hanging out and flexing his muscles. He has been working hard on his tan, and it shows. He is super handsome and cool.

Elli is sad because she has been having a difficult time finding a job, and doesn’t feel very happy with any of her skills at present. I made this picture because I want you to be happy. It is picture day at cat school and this cat is very nervous to have its picture taken. I setup a small photo studio so that we can practice different expressions. He came with a small list of expressions he wanted to try: Hissing Tongue sticking out Blinking

Elli is sad because she has been having a difficult time finding a job, and doesn’t feel very happy with any of her skills at present.

I made this picture because I want you to be happy.

It is picture day at cat school and this cat is very nervous to have its picture taken. I setup a small photo studio so that we can practice different expressions. He came with a small list of expressions he wanted to try:

  • Hissing
  • Tongue sticking out
  • Blinking
Darya is sad because her mom had a huge brain tumour removed and now she’s recovering very slowly. She loves her mom and now that she’s in the hospital the house feels empty and her dad is sad. Nobody should see their mom in a hospital bed. I made this postcard because I want you to be happy. Turtles shells act as a defensive armor against predators. Urban turtles, however are faced with other perils in which camouflage is a better defense mechanism. Some turtles glue fire hydrants to their shell so they can hide when foraging for food in the city. Next time you see a fire hydrant drop a few leaves of lettuce, just in case it’s an urban turtle.

Darya is sad because her mom had a huge brain tumour removed and now she’s recovering very slowly. She loves her mom and now that she’s in the hospital the house feels empty and her dad is sad. Nobody should see their mom in a hospital bed.

I made this postcard because I want you to be happy.

Turtles shells act as a defensive armor against predators. Urban turtles, however are faced with other perils in which camouflage is a better defense mechanism. Some turtles glue fire hydrants to their shell so they can hide when foraging for food in the city.

Next time you see a fire hydrant drop a few leaves of lettuce, just in case it’s an urban turtle.