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Marmalade Prill made someone else very very sad today and it made her sad too.

I made this postcard for you!

Polacato has many tongues on his head. Having many tongues on your head is very different from having one tongue in your mouth. Shampooing always leaves him with a funny taste so he rubs broccoli on his head instead.

nicole is sad because she just got fired and won’t be able to visit her friends and have a fun time away. it seems all she has to look forward to is the line at the unemployment office.

I made this postcard to make you happy.

This is my friend with a flower. She spends most of her time watering her flowers and growing carrots. She likes to make salads with the flowers and to prepare carrot bouquets for her friends. She is a terrific cook, a fantastic florist and the best friend.

Brenda is sad because her best friend has abandoned her.

I made this postcard to make you happy.

This is a fish with a skin rash from eating too many beets. It has had side effects from beet overdoses before. It ate so many beets once that it couldn’t stop singing in falsetto.

Liana is sad because her cat, who is her best friend on the planet, accidentally fell on her cactus. The cat now has a little bruise on her cheek and she feels guilty every time she sees her.

This is a postcard for you.

My friend is a giant blue monster. He cultivates carrots in his farm. He frequently surprises me with succulent carrots. Sometimes he brings so many carrots that I have to put them in a giant pile in my kitchen and he helps me make carrot cake and carrot juice.

Liana is sad because sometimes she feels like she will never fit perfectly anywhere. She just wants someone who can smile at her and love her exactly the way she is. She is afraid to say that she may never find that.

I made this postcard to make you happy.

There’s a soap bubble playing the sousaphone. The bubble learned to play the sousaphone when it joined the marching band. It wished that it could play a normal tuba instead but the sousaphone is a much better fit for the soap bubble.

nil exceptions in ruby make coomer sad.

I made this postcard to make you happy.

The handy monster is very adept at handshaking, fist-bumping and high-fiving. Most monsters with many hands are right handed, but the handy monster is tetradextrous. . It currently holds the world record for being awesome.

Caesar Salad’s cactus isn’t dead, but he doesn’t have one. He hasn’t lost his job, because he doesn’t have one to lose either. He’s mostly sad because the love of his life lives 954 miles away. In other news: she’s great!

I made this postcard for you.

On average, pickles are the best exclamation. They are green, succulent and pickley. 1000 vegetables were polled and most of them ranked pickles as one of their favorite exclamations. Pickles won the gold medal of exclamations last year.

Clare is sad because she doesn’t have a postcard with a delightful picture to cheer her up.

I made this postcard with a delightful picture to make you happy.

The frog used to sing its favorite tunes day and night. Its friends got him a music device so that it could practice its singing while jogging. He was running one day and accidentally swallowed the music device. Now you can hear the music playing whenever it opens its mouth.

Ricardo was sad because he had strong feelings for one of his closest friends.

I made this postcard to cheer you up.

I was going to make a picture of a dragonfly playing the trumpet but the purple monster jumped in the middle of the picture. I didn’t notice that it was blocking the dragonfly playing the trumpet until after I had finished the picture. The purple monster apologized and said that it was an accident while it gave me a sincere hug.

Niana feels sad because her autistic students don’t get the respectful treatment they deserve from the Department of Education. She does her best and gives her all the love she has, but they need many other things.

I made this postcard of a cat with skates for you.

The cat got these skates from its neighbor but they are a little too tight and don’t have brakes. Whenever it has to stop it uses the grass to slow itself down. It wants to get better at skating so that it can participate in the International Skating Cats Olympic Games.